meaningless flash

passed up my flash assignment last friday
it was a last minute work
we were suppose to do an animation about ourselves
using a 30 second animation to describe ourselves
got a few ideas from a friend and somehow manage to complete it in time
when i did my presentation by just showing my animation
i doubt that people understand what i'm trying to say in my animation
because i'm not even sure myself
haha
then the tutor ask me to explain
so i told her
because i like to eat fries so i use fries in the animation
and i like to tell ghost stories
but actually i don't like ghost stories myself
and i like to fart too
not that i like but sometimes i do fart
you know
like normal people do
whadabout i share with you my stupid animation
haha
enjoy
and turn on your speaker

changes

things changed

old people get older

too weak to come for reunion

old old people pass away

families stop visiting where old old people stayed

which means seeing less of my far far cousins

less red packets too

haha

but babies were born

babies grow up

running around the hall

making a lot of noise

sort of making the place merrier

but somehow i miss the days when i'm the one making the noise

great grandmother was still there

to receive red packet from her

grandpa were still strong

when he is still able to give us rm20 every time we sees him

and we'll say 免啦 免啦

but in the end we'll still accept it

haha

miss the familiar atmosphere when i was a kid

where everyone were still close

i felt everyone sort of drifted apart

less meetings maybe

or maybe i'm the one that is far apart

back in my hometown i always bump into my far far cousins

the ones where you know he or she is the child of your related uncle or something

but you did not even speak to them before

then i'll be pointing at that person and tell my friends that is my far far cousin

or say that is my 自己人

then my friends will go saying that i have a lot of 自己人hor

haha

because i have a big family and most of them are still in taiping

lets change topic

i was thinking about couples

when the guy is going some where to get something

the some where might be a dark alley or a dangerous place

the guy will ask the girl to stay some where safe and wait for him to come back

as a guy i will do this because what if there are bad guys coming out of no where

try to attack me then i can run or do whatever i like without worrying my partner will get hurt

or maybe being use as a hostage to threatened me or even do awful things to her while all i can do is stand there and do nothing because they got a knife at my throat

i don't want that to happen

i rather die alone without her getting hurt

but girls thinks differently

they want to follow the guy together

i don't mean that they are a burden or anything

but all i wanted was her staying safe

whadabout girls

do girls think like that

why har

there is one thing that still stays the same

which is my fyp

still in chapter one

damn

bored bored

there is nothing much to do lately
besides my final year project
boring boring day
running amok at home in my boxer
haha

then we used flashlights to create some graphics
and captured it with a camera
and did a short clip too
a whadabout stupid clip
enjoy

bathroom adventure

while i was bathing
a cockroach came out from a hole
ish
who wants a cockroach touring the bathroom while you are bathing
what if mr.cockroach decide to give your body a visit
damn
so i corner it with water using the shower spray
it might struggle a little bit and try to avoid your spray by running around
so i kept spraying it to one corner
somehow mr.cockroach got tired
decided to take a rest before charging towards me for the second time
i took one of the shampoo and squeeze a few drops of shampoo on mr.cockroach
maybe more than a few drop just for safety purposes
if you dare not squeeze it from a close distance
you can just squeeze it from a higher level
to get a good shot from a higher level
since the cockroach is stuck in a corner
just keep your gun to the corner
and squeeze
wah lah
mr.cockroach might be getting all the sticky sticky feeling right now
after a few seconds mr.cockroach will try to free itself from the ooze
and running around a little bit
gasping for air
this will be the time when you dance around avoiding mr.cockroach
in seconds mr.cockroach's life will come to an end
stop in the middle of your bathroom
that is the time we flush it back to the hole and say bye bye
and back to the area where i was scrubbing earlier
killing it without an insecticide
you may ask whadabout other things that we can use besides shampoo
things that are more like glue
maybe not that sticky but something that can block the airways of the cockroach around the abdomen and maybe also something soapy that produces bubbles
yes
i kill a cockroach without an insecticide

and amitabha

strive for me

we tend to change
our habits
our attitudes
our stuff
because of a certain person
someone we click with
someone we respect
someone we love
why don't we change the whatever things that we want to change
just for ourselves
just for myself
just for me
it may sounds selfish
but it is our own habits
our own attitudes
our own stuff
what if we no longer
click with the person we used to click with
respect the person we used to respect
love the person we used to loved
what if we no longer have a target
no longer have something or someone to complete the purpose of the change
do we go back to where we started
do we go back to the person we used to be
do we go back to zero
then what is the purpose of the change
we do strive for something
for someone
and the important thing is
we do also must reach for the end of what we started
for ourselves
we make ourselves better not for anyone to see
not for you to see
and most certainly not for them to see
we make ourselves better because we need to be better
better for the future
better for what is coming
we only better ourselves
for ourselves
indirectly we will be better
for someone we might click with in the future
for someone we might respect in the future
for someone we might love in the future
they will see us as a better person
yes

we sometimes do need a little bit of a push

to kick start the process
so we should not be stopping half way while we were improving
for that
someone that we used to click with
someone that we used to respect
someone that we used to love
we just have to move on
whadabout we all give it a thought

what a "hero"

while walking from section 14's mcD to millennium square
around 10pm today
it was dark
cars passing by as usual
suddenly from a far i heard the engines of motorcycles
turning back and see whats going on
two motorcycles with their headlights off were parking beside the road not far from where i am
there were two person each on that motorcycles
then i notice there are two ladies walking too just few feet away from us
i suspect something
something is amiss
so we walked faster to avoid any misfortune
when we were about to speed up
we heard a sudden scream from behind
oh my god
i can't believe my eyes
one of the motorcycles came grabbing the laptop bag the lady behind us holding
then lady did not let go the bag
instead she tried to pull the bag back
but she were no match for the force came from the fcuker on that bike
she kept holding on to the bag
until the bike drag her to where i was standing
the bag was just two three feet away
without further thought
i throw the large cup of coke from my hand towards the driver
then i run towards the bike and give it a hard kick
the bike fell down immediately
both of them were shock a little
so i took the chance and let them taste some of my punches
not forgetting there is another bike standing by not far away
we were ready to give them a warm welcome
the other bike came speeding towards us
leepoh took the helmet from the fcukers on the floor and throw right at the other bike
the driver went out of control and crash to the opposite of the road
i called the police right away
wow
what a story
whadabout it
but that was not what really happen
that was what i thought i could do
just right when the bag was few feet away from me
i stood there watching everything happen
i could have reach for the bag
i could have punch the fcukers
but i didn't
i fcuking stood there
fcuking watching
until the lady knock me while she was drag by the thief
she said sorry while watching the thief speed away
looking at the face that almost burst into tears
oh my god
that's my friend's laptop
she said
i'm the one should say sorry
i didn't do anything to help
i stood there
i stood there
how could i stood there
how could i

stupid laundry guy 2nd time

fcuk him
this time i came back home with a bag of clothes that are totally not mine
stupid laundry guy
making me wonder if i'm the one stupid
whadabout doing other things for a living
you messed up fcuked up stupid laundry guy

life's like this

life is like this
life is like that
life is just like somethings
somethings are just like life
life is just like a box of chocolates
life is just like a stream
life is just like a kite
life is just like life
life can be just like anything
today i'm going to talk about life is just like fishing
i like to fish
my dad always took me to fish while i was a kid
he taught me how to tie the knots on the fishing line
he taught me how to prepare the bait
how to put the bait on the hook
use earthworms as bait
use frogs as bait
use crickets as bait
if you do not dare to put the bait by yourself then don't fish
no one is going to put the bait for you every time
some people do get fish without using bait
some uses expensive bait yet no fish was caught
because there were no fish that likes the bait in that pond
some people just like to be left alone while fishing
don't feel like catching any fish
but holding a rod and just sit there quietly
feeling the peace of mother nature
for some
fishes kept coming
get caught by the hook that is empty
feeling confuse yet a little bit happy
confuse because getting something that they are not prepared for it
happy because thinking they have the charisma
what if all this is just a coincidence
it is not what it seems
maybe the fish just likes to play
whadabout it

stupid laundry guy

i should be in my nice comfy bed by now
right before i was going to my bed
i hang up the clothes that i took back from the laundry
while i was taking out my boxers
what the
how did
whose lee cooper underwear is this
gross
i was like
okay
nevermind
at least i still have all my clothes back
then this suddenly cross my mind
did i brought back all my clothes
so i decided to check my boxers 1st
one two three
fcuk the laundry guy
the one and only in ss2 if i'm not mistaken
i lost three new boxers
and what he did
he replace it with a fcuking rag like lee cooper
come on
you are so fcuking kidding me
guess what
after that i found out that my new slack were gone too
you suppose to do the laundry not mix it up with other people stuff
i don't even feel sleepy anymore
i got an 8am class later
oh mama
my boxers
my slack
brand new
fcuking laundry guy
my boxers can last me about a week or so
so that i can send them to the laundry after my laundry bag is full
and i have to be late for class later just to deal with the laundry fcuker
before all this thing long gone
whadabout you fcuking moron

dude

some dudes like to swim in the same pool every time

some just get bored by swimming in the same one

some just don't wear their swimming trunk even though they are new to the pool

some even wear trunk when they are in their bath tub

some likes to wear fancy trunk

some likes to wear tight fitting ones

there are different kinds of dudes in this world

dude likes to swim

very much

especially in warm waters just like any dudes

so dude warms up himself with a little massage all over the body

before entering the pool

by the time he is all warm up

it is time for him to enter the pool

looking strong and striking

definitely kills

but right before diving into the pool

dude checks the water temperature with his hands

moving his palms around on the surface of the water

without any notice

dude penetrates the water with his hard muscular body

a slight splash of excitement

then head out of the surface

in again

out again

in again

out again

in and out in and out

such gorgeous sight

stretching both arms

and glide

breast stroke his way to the end

hard rock body lubricated by the water

after some laps

dude started to feel nauseating

but this crazy dude kept on going with the laps

having the mind of achieving something great among humanity

to make his coach proud

to have the world born with a new champion

dude did not gave up

putting all his mind and might into this

there is no turning back

right when dude touch the end of the pool with his finger tips

uuaarrgggg

dude purged continuously

vomit can be seen all over the pool

somehow dude felt satisfied

a sudden rush of euphoria

because dude did not gave up

using all his strength to succeed it

leaving the pool then looking a little tired and soft

to be continued

getting bored so trying something stupid

whadabout that

haha