Friday, November 28, 2008

bathroom adventure

while i was bathing
a cockroach came out from a hole
ish
who wants a cockroach touring the bathroom while you are bathing
what if mr.cockroach decide to give your body a visit
damn
so i corner it with water using the shower spray
it might struggle a little bit and try to avoid your spray by running around
so i kept spraying it to one corner
somehow mr.cockroach got tired
decided to take a rest before charging towards me for the second time
i took one of the shampoo and squeeze a few drops of shampoo on mr.cockroach
maybe more than a few drop just for safety purposes
if you dare not squeeze it from a close distance
you can just squeeze it from a higher level
to get a good shot from a higher level
since the cockroach is stuck in a corner
just keep your gun to the corner
and squeeze
wah lah
mr.cockroach might be getting all the sticky sticky feeling right now
after a few seconds mr.cockroach will try to free itself from the ooze
and running around a little bit
gasping for air
this will be the time when you dance around avoiding mr.cockroach
in seconds mr.cockroach's life will come to an end
stop in the middle of your bathroom
that is the time we flush it back to the hole and say bye bye
and back to the area where i was scrubbing earlier
killing it without an insecticide
you may ask whadabout other things that we can use besides shampoo
things that are more like glue
maybe not that sticky but something that can block the airways of the cockroach around the abdomen and maybe also something soapy that produces bubbles
yes
i kill a cockroach without an insecticide
and amitabha

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