Saturday, November 29, 2008

bored bored

there is nothing much to do lately
besides my final year project
boring boring day
running amok at home in my boxer
haha

then we used flashlights to create some graphics
and captured it with a camera
and did a short clip too
a whadabout stupid clip
enjoy










Friday, November 28, 2008

bathroom adventure

while i was bathing
a cockroach came out from a hole
ish
who wants a cockroach touring the bathroom while you are bathing
what if mr.cockroach decide to give your body a visit
damn
so i corner it with water using the shower spray
it might struggle a little bit and try to avoid your spray by running around
so i kept spraying it to one corner
somehow mr.cockroach got tired
decided to take a rest before charging towards me for the second time
i took one of the shampoo and squeeze a few drops of shampoo on mr.cockroach
maybe more than a few drop just for safety purposes
if you dare not squeeze it from a close distance
you can just squeeze it from a higher level
to get a good shot from a higher level
since the cockroach is stuck in a corner
just keep your gun to the corner
and squeeze
wah lah
mr.cockroach might be getting all the sticky sticky feeling right now
after a few seconds mr.cockroach will try to free itself from the ooze
and running around a little bit
gasping for air
this will be the time when you dance around avoiding mr.cockroach
in seconds mr.cockroach's life will come to an end
stop in the middle of your bathroom
that is the time we flush it back to the hole and say bye bye
and back to the area where i was scrubbing earlier
killing it without an insecticide
you may ask whadabout other things that we can use besides shampoo
things that are more like glue
maybe not that sticky but something that can block the airways of the cockroach around the abdomen and maybe also something soapy that produces bubbles
yes
i kill a cockroach without an insecticide
and amitabha

Thursday, November 27, 2008

strive for me

we tend to change
our habits
our attitudes
our stuff
because of a certain person
someone we click with
someone we respect
someone we love
why don't we change the whatever things that we want to change
just for ourselves
just for myself
just for me
it may sounds selfish
but it is our own habits
our own attitudes
our own stuff
what if we no longer
click with the person we used to click with
respect the person we used to respect
love the person we used to loved
what if we no longer have a target
no longer have something or someone to complete the purpose of the change
do we go back to where we started
do we go back to the person we used to be
do we go back to zero
then what is the purpose of the change
we do strive for something
for someone
and the important thing is
we do also must reach for the end of what we started
for ourselves
we make ourselves better not for anyone to see
not for you to see
and most certainly not for them to see
we make ourselves better because we need to be better
better for the future
better for what is coming
we only better ourselves
for ourselves
indirectly we will be better
for someone we might click with in the future
for someone we might respect in the future
for someone we might love in the future

they will see us as a better person
yes
we sometimes do need a little bit of a push
to kick start the process
so we should not be stopping half way while we were improving
for that
someone that we used to click with
someone that we used to respect
someone that we used to love
we just have to move on
whadabout we all give it a thought

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

what a "hero"

while walking from section 14's mcD to millennium square
around 10pm today
it was dark
cars passing by as usual
suddenly from a far i heard the engines of motorcycles
turning back and see whats going on
two motorcycles with their headlights off were parking beside the road not far from where i am
there were two person each on that motorcycles
then i notice there are two ladies walking too just few feet away from us
i suspect something
something is amiss
so we walked faster to avoid any misfortune
when we were about to speed up
we heard a sudden scream from behind
oh my god
i can't believe my eyes
one of the motorcycles came grabbing the laptop bag the lady behind us holding
then lady did not let go the bag
instead she tried to pull the bag back
but she were no match for the force came from the fcuker on that bike
she kept holding on to the bag
until the bike drag her to where i was standing
the bag was just two three feet away
without further thought
i throw the large cup of coke from my hand towards the driver
then i run towards the bike and give it a hard kick
the bike fell down immediately
both of them were shock a little
so i took the chance and let them taste some of my punches
not forgetting there is another bike standing by not far away
we were ready to give them a warm welcome
the other bike came speeding towards us
leepoh took the helmet from the fcukers on the floor and throw right at the other bike
the driver went out of control and crash to the opposite of the road
i called the police right away
wow
what a story
whadabout it
but that was not what really happen
that was what i thought i could do
just right when the bag was few feet away from me
i stood there watching everything happen
i could have reach for the bag
i could have punch the fcukers
but i didn't
i fcuking stood there
fcuking watching
until the lady knock me while she was drag by the thief
she said sorry while watching the thief speed away
looking at the face that almost burst into tears
oh my god
that's my friend's laptop
she said
i'm the one should say sorry
i didn't do anything to help
i stood there
i stood there
how could i stood there
how could i

Saturday, November 15, 2008

stupid laundry guy 2nd time

fcuk him
this time i came back home with a bag of clothes that are totally not mine
stupid laundry guy
making me wonder if i'm the one stupid
whadabout doing other things for a living
you messed up fcuked up stupid laundry guy

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

life's like this

life is like this
life is like that
life is just like somethings
somethings are just like life
life is just like a box of chocolates
life is just like a stream
life is just like a kite
life is just like life
life can be just like anything
today i'm going to talk about life is just like fishing
i like to fish
my dad always took me to fish while i was a kid
he taught me how to tie the knots on the fishing line
he taught me how to prepare the bait
how to put the bait on the hook
use earthworms as bait
use frogs as bait
use crickets as bait
if you do not dare to put the bait by yourself then don't fish
no one is going to put the bait for you every time

some people do get fish without using bait
some uses expensive bait yet no fish was caught
because there were no fish that likes the bait in that pond
some people just like to be left alone while fishing
don't feel like catching any fish
but holding a rod and just sit there quietly
feeling the peace of mother nature
for some
fishes kept coming
get caught by the hook that is empty
feeling confuse yet a little bit happy
confuse because getting something that they are not prepared for it
happy because thinking they have the charisma
what if all this is just a coincidence
it is not what it seems
maybe the fish just likes to play
whadabout it

Friday, November 7, 2008

stupid laundry guy

i should be in my nice comfy bed by now
right before i was going to my bed
i hang up the clothes that i took back from the laundry
while i was taking out my boxers
what the
how did
whose lee cooper underwear is this
gross
i was like
okay
nevermind
at least i still have all my clothes back
then this suddenly cross my mind
did i brought back all my clothes
so i decided to check my boxers 1st
one two three
fcuk the laundry guy
the one and only in ss2 if i'm not mistaken
i lost three new boxers
and what he did
he replace it with a fcuking rag like lee cooper
come on
you are so fcuking kidding me
guess what
after that i found out that my new slack were gone too
you suppose to do the laundry not mix it up with other people stuff
i don't even feel sleepy anymore
i got an 8am class later
oh mama
my boxers
my slack
brand new
fcuking laundry guy
my boxers can last me about a week or so
so that i can send them to the laundry after my laundry bag is full
and i have to be late for class later just to deal with the laundry fcuker
before all this thing long gone
whadabout you fcuking moron

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

dude

some dudes like to swim in the same pool every time
some just get bored by swimming in the same one
some just don't wear their swimming trunk even though they are new to the pool
some even wear trunk when they are in their bath tub
some likes to wear fancy trunk
some likes to wear tight fitting ones
there are different kinds of dudes in this world
dude likes to swim
very much
especially in warm waters just like any dudes
so dude warms up himself with a little massage all over the body
before entering the pool
by the time he is all warm up
it is time for him to enter the pool
looking strong and striking
definitely kills
but right before diving into the pool
dude checks the water temperature with his hands
moving his palms around on the surface of the water
without any notice
dude penetrates the water with his hard muscular body
a slight splash of excitement
then head out of the surface
in again
out again
in again
out again
in and out in and out
such gorgeous sight
stretching both arms
and glide
breast stroke his way to the end
hard rock body lubricated by the water
after some laps
dude started to feel nauseating
but this crazy dude kept on going with the laps
having the mind of achieving something great among humanity
to make his coach proud
to have the world born with a new champion
dude did not gave up
putting all his mind and might into this
there is no turning back
right when dude touch the end of the pool with his finger tips
uuaarrgggg
dude purged continuously
vomit can be seen all over the pool
somehow dude felt satisfied
a sudden rush of euphoria
because dude did not gave up
using all his strength to succeed it
leaving the pool then looking a little tired and soft
to be continued
getting bored so trying something stupid
whadabout that
haha

Monday, October 27, 2008

ai mai do

went to kayu just now to watch liverpool vs chelsea
during the match
we had a little chat
leepoh was talking about what he read about in a forum
saying this guy have to meet a client for business stuff in a gay club
and before entering this club he was ask to take off everything
yes everything
haha
then there were all guys in the club
naked
fuiyoh
girls you can swallow your saliva now
and there are few more that he shared with us
you can ask him for more
haha
then suddenly this monkey steven asked me
if there is an option
between a guy and fat lady who will i choose
this is a person that you must meet
it can't be avoided
you have to make the deal
is a must

lets say if you don't deal with either of one them it is the end of the world for you
when you meet either one of them you have to sacrifice yourself
you know what i mean right
so i say i rather have the lady
then he said that the lady damn ugly and smelly or something like that
and the guy handsome smells good and all
so me leepoh sengkuan and steven were there laughing out loud
i forgotten whether i answer to that
haha
but this is something possible
i think we all should seriously think about this
haha
what will you do
same goes for the girls
the guy so ugly and fat and the lady pretty and sexy
whadabout

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

work

still in the office
even though tomorrow is the 1st day of a new semester
damn sleepy
but thinking of the schedule for this semester somehow cheers me up
three classes in a week
i have time for piggy
i have time for part time jobs
i have time for 走街
i have time for anything
but do i really have that much time
hope so
lately i've been thinking about my future
i want to make money
lots of lots of it
come on
who doesn't
being an employee
you will be working your arse off just for that small amount
being an employer
you can just wait for your cash to flow in while your employees work their arse off
maybe yes maybe no
so which one are you going to be
haha
i'm going to an employee 1st
then i'm going to be an employer
when i was back in hometown last raya
a friend of mine reminded me something
now in the working world
graduates are just the minimum requirement to get a job
whadabout

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

extend a little while more

its been awhile
got not much time to do this
at last the internship has almost come to an end
most of my course mates are freed
but i still have some unfinished business
got to complete a project before i go
but there is this 2pid report that need to hand up
so what to do
have to die die work it out
then i went to sleep with my blog type until here
haha
and now i continue it the next morning
luckily the electricity came back
or i won't be able to complete this and my report
i'm quite happy that i learn some during this internship
still i'm a bit sad that i'm not able to learn more
maybe i'm too greedy
haha
glad that there were a bunch of crazy colleagues and friends
to keep things out of the boring zone
whadabout

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

tagged by kim

1. the rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. each player answers the question about themselves.
3. at the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their name,
then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got
tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.

starting time: 23:28
name: hong
sister: 1
brothers: bo
shoe size: 8
height: 178cm

where do you live: ss2 next to pohkong
favourite drinks: coke
favourite breakfast: something salty

have you ever been on a plane?: yup
swam in the ocean: yup
fallen asleep at school: few times
broken someone's heart: maybe
fell off your chair: forgot
sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: i have a mobile so i didn't just sit there
what is your room like: exactly like my room
what's beside you: stuff
what is the last thing you ate: wendy's damn full now

ever had chicken pox: check
sore throat: check
stitches: one on the fore head
broken nose: bo

do you believe in love at first sight: yup
like picnics: so so
who was, were the last person you danced with: with colleagues in sunshine
last made you smile: forgotten
you last yelled at: i don't really yell

today did you:
talk to someone you like: yup
kissed anyone: no chance
get sick: healthy as hell
talk to an ex: got none
miss someone: piggy
eat: nasi kandar and wendy's

best feeling in the world: pangsai
do you sleep with stuffed animals: bo
what's under your bed: cheap mats
who do you really hate: not much of hate but just tulan
what time is it now?: 23:48

5 things i was doing 10 years ago
1. watch porn
2. drinking beer
3. receiving kisses from chicks
4. smoke
5. you believe? i thought so whadabout

5 things on my to do list today:
1. bath
2. pangsai
3. pack clothes for johor trip
4. set alarm to wake up tomorrow
5. sleep

5 snacks i enjoy:
1. chips
2. chips
3. chips
4. chips
5. chips

5 things i would do if i were a billionaire:
1. invest
2. car
3. house
4. vacation with family and piggy
5. buy stuff

5 of my bad habits:
1. pangsai in the office
2. bath long long
3. procrastinate
4. talk bird talk
5. hunch

5 places i have lived/stayed a night in:
1. setapak
2. sunway
3. batu caves
4. ipoh
5. genting

5 things i will do after complete what i'm busy with:
1. tidur kau kau
2. tidur kau kau kau
3. tidur kau kau kau kau
4. tidur kau kau kau kau kau
5. tidur kau kau kau kau kau kau

5 people i tag:
leepoh, wanwen, chugin, tienming, tienhow

Friday, August 8, 2008

work and having fun


Daughtry concert


ehh


nobody mess with my rice


hold on a sec i'll make the camera disappear


i see

wearing a wonderbra you guys should try too


oh don't like tat la shy shy la


see...told you its comfortable


monkey posing i mean the center one
err

zombies coming after me
ya i'm working they are tan pok ing
i'm trying to pee here haloo kc please help me block
done for the day before the event

mama i'm scared


eh i thought no camera


joking around


hello


thats the way a handsome do it

give me back my cable


another handsome


ya i'm working


eh mau gaduh ar (the guy looks like lp)


my band

my kawan during the whole event


monkeys

pain le


saw this rtm cannon in klcc then they ask me to shoot bad guys like you

hehe

Thursday, July 24, 2008

work

busying with work lately
but had fun too of course
there will be a concert in 1utama this saturday
chris daughtry will be there
bertcomm will be doing the shooting and stuff over there
so lucky us
will be a great experience
last week was busy with some shooting too


lighting lighting


thinking of going to the mens but found some place better


just to show you that i'm working not to advertise york


err...


ya thats my butt...arr...i mean our butts


found this while i was working...i wonder what is it


saw this handsome while i was shooting so i took it just for your sake


boy that was heavy...cant figure out how he can hold it up so easily



oops...drop my secret weapon


i'm showing you that i'm wearing a pirated nike socks here...halooo...


just changed my hairstyle


do you see what i see...actually theres nothing to see...haha


hehe


oh bergaya


bleah~

went to klcc for ntv7's 10th anniversary party
cool party
went with lp n kc
lp took us in under the company that his working in
they got champagne whisky beer cocktails
sushi and some other french looking food that can't fill your stomach
or maybe my stomach
haha
they have ice cream too with wonderful toppings to choose from
we did not take any pictures with celebrities
because nobody there was doing it
maybe because they are used to it already
so feeling kind of paiseh
so we just took pictures with ourselves
haha

me & lp

me & kc

kind of fun that night
whadabout

Friday, July 4, 2008

another day

feeling lonely

always feeling left out

feel like killing yourself

look down from hundred feet above

feel like jumping down to end everything

stop and think back

the crazy things you have done

the fun things you have done


the things you were force to do

is always worth living to see it again



whadabout taking rest while we can haha because it reduces damn lot of stress